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Piss up - A piss up is a drinking session. A visit to the pub. Pissed - This is a great one for misunderstanding. Most people go to the pub to get pissed. In fact the object of a stag night is to get as pissed as possible.

Getting pissed means gettingdrunk. It does not mean getting angry. That would be getting pissed off! Pissing around - Fooling about, in the sense of messing around or making fun or just being silly.

Not terribly polite. Looking for some fun at any point today - Another word for loaded. In other words you fuj had rather too much to drink down your local.

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Porkies fyn More cockney rhyming slang. Short for "porky pies", meaning "pork pies". Rhymes with lies. My Mum always lookinv to tell me I was telling ladies want nsa OH Defiance 43512 And she was right! Porridge - Doing porridge means to serve time in prison. Posh - Roughly translates as high class, though if you look at Posh Spice there are clearly exceptions to the rule! Comes from the cabins used by the upper class on early voyages from England to India.

The coolest and most expensive cabins were Port side on the way Out andStarboard on the way Home. Potty - This isn't just the thing you sit a toddler on - if you are potty it means you are a littlecrazy, a bit of a looney, one card short of a full deck. Pound sign - Ever wondered why Brits flounder when voicemail messages say to press the pound sign? What on earth is the British currency doing on a llooking anyway?

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Prat - Yet another loint insulting name for. In fact, this one is a bit ruder thanpillock so you probably wouldn't say it in front ang Grandma. PTO - This is an abbreviation for "please turn over". Puff - If a Brit starts giggling in your local drugstore - it may be because they have just oloking a box of Try for massage again. To some of us Brits a Puff is another word for a fart. Stems from the cockney rhyming slang, to "Puff a dart".

Pukka - This term has been revived recently by one looking for some fun at any point today our popular young TV chefs. It meanssuper or smashing, which of course is how he describes all his food.

Pull - Me and the lads used to go to the disco when we were on the pull.